Imaginary Man In Sky

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The Onion clearly has at least one atheist working over there. Unfortunately it was very funny but was way too true to be anything but sad:

Even more incomprehensible, sources said, is that hundreds of millions of Americans openly worship the all-knowing invisible man—who apparently observes the world's events from atop his perch in outer space—without fear of mockery, shame, or violent government reprisal.

Ouch - WAY too true indeed.